Real World Recap: Sexy Sex and Stuff
Hello, my Real World loving friends! I don’t know about y’all, but I thought this week was definitely more entertaining that last week. Johnny and Averey did sexy times because she was impressed they...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Gets The Beat Down That Leah Deserves (Ep. 2)
Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Mean Muggin’ and Ms. Monica
Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting...
View ArticleReal World Recap: Joi Is Better Than You & You & You
Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything was edited together left something to be desired. Or maybe the situations were...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: A Pipe, A Ring, A Shot & A Pond
Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married. But...
View ArticleThe Real World: Nia’s Vagina Is On Fiyah (But It’s Probably Just the Gonorrhea)
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck just happened? Does Nia have multiple personalities? Do I have multiple personalities? I went from Nia dislike, to like, to gagging in the span of an hour. I am...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Stupidest Birthday Gift Ever – By Adam Lind
Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of...
View ArticleThe Real World Recap: Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man
I am pretty sure “Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man” would be an awesome band name. Someone get on that. So, as it turns out, Nia really was just trying to fuck with Jordan’s head. He figured it out...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Finale… Until Next Week
It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her...
View ArticleReal World Portland Recap: Footlongs and Golddiggers
Jordan and Nia are sexually frustrated: brought to you by Subway
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Check-Up #1 Recap: Two Girls And A Douche
Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces...
View ArticleReal World Recap: Almost Everybody Hates Jordan
I’m baaaaaaaack! Another big thanks to smango for taking over last week. I was dealing with two deaths, one human and one K-9, but things are much better now. I wish I could say the same for the...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Check-Up #2: Another Successful Group Let Out Into Society...
Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode...
View ArticleReal World Recap: Them Bitches All Thirsty and Junk
Sorry about the lack of a recap last week. I was out of town. Don’t be mad, it’s not like I was lounging on a beach or anything. I had to go visit my husband’s grandparents. Par-tay. This week’s...
View ArticleReal World: Whoomp! There It Is!
Every single thing about this episode pissed me off. If I were Marlon, I would’ve walked out of the house and never come back. My dislike for these disgusting excuses for humanity CANNOT be...
View ArticleReal World Recap: Lyin’ and Cryin’
Note to MTV: I bet this season’s highest rated RW episodes were the ones that involved violence. That, coupled with the fact you did NOTHING TO STOP IT, basically tells me that you totally condoned...
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